We're Leaving on a jet plane..
all aboard..
prepare for take off..
suck on something..
on board..
in the air..
above the clouds..
looks like a glacier..
chillin..
over the pond..
the Netherlands.
fields or should that be feordes..
hope the brakes hold out...FLAPS!..
Safe and sound..welcome to Amsterdam airport
Our Hotel was in the World trade centre..
Was early for check in so we dropped our cases and went for a walk..
was a lovely day..
came across a park on the way to Amsterdam centre..
It was full of Joggers and Bikes...
outskirts of city centre..
lizards on the prowl...
Clogs everywhere..
Bikes,everywhere...
Tulips,everywhere...
A Vibrating wall
Architecture..
another form of transport..
renaissance..
And even darth Vader was here!
even had bike Taxi's..
Now i know i left my bike here somewhere!!
Madam tussauds..
Ha Ha..even the statues had a erotic symbol about it..
bridges,bikes and boats..
back here tonight..
more bikes,bridges and boats..
if needs must...bit hard for the ladies though..
these were very steep stairs..
fancy a joint?
getting married!..
yep!
check in time.
the staff were there to greet us...
the door...
the view..
the room..
the walls..
3 hours rest and back out again..
shops for every occasion..
buildings for every occassion..
Back to the Red light district..
Parental warning!! Please be advised that the following photographs are of a very explicit nature and that i do not take any responsibility for anyone being offended with the material herewith.
If you are not open minded then DO NOT carry on looking!!!!
We went into an Erotica Museum...
Action men with Cocks!!..
The Japanese were horny F##kers...
I've Got Wood!..
Now that takes some licking!
WOOD carvings...
Even the great Lennon etched a few drawings..
" Bring out the finest china love"..
Can you guess what it is yet?..
those f##king japanese..
more plates of meat...
Now this is how a fairy tale should be told!..
Brings a whole new meaning to porking!..
A spot of light reading..
Anyone for a game of Snap?...
Not so prude after all...ask your gran!..
well she couldn't piss in the bath,could she?..
More pissing!..
F##king right love,i've pulled!
get your tits out!..
get your bum out!..
A good Knight!..
Sculpture..
vases...
it was all lit up!..
Good use of his trunk!..
Back to the hotel...tis another day tomorrow
Another lovely day...
not a soul..
ok then,maybe a few..
Q park..Museum quarter..
lovely day for a walk..
Brunch..
brunch..
the street..
Now for a bit of culture...
very very interesting..
probably the longest catwalk ever...
So where was Primark then?....
Ah Bless...
The new meaning for a band stand!..
Not 3 coins but a dog!..
our mode of transport over the weekend...
Great experience...
Old Amsterdam..
My Goliath...
A nation of culture!...no comment!..
a couple of bits of building work...
And they were advertising for the ballet,put some clothes on boys for f##k sake...
Legal brazilian fighting....
checking out time...
Goodbye W T C...
a Train..
